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Luke 6:38 - give, and it shall be given unto you... AGAPE.com
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The Man Who Was A Woman In The Morning!A man was SICK and TIRED of going to work every day while his wife stayed
home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: Poof!!! God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries, paid the bills and balanced the check book... he cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog. Then, it was already 1.00pm, and he hurried to make the beds... do the
laundry... vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor... ran to the
school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home. At 4:30pm, he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad... rolled meatballs and snapped fresh beans for supper. After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher... folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed. At 9.00pm, he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love. The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said: The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied: GO AHEAD, SHARE THIS WITH A WOMAN WHO NEEDS A GOOD BELLY LAUGH, AND TO A MAN WHO CAN HANDLE IT !!! |
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